{"id":4537,"date":"2009-08-21T10:34:27","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T10:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hunterwimmer.com\/redneckmodern\/2009\/08\/21\/4112-wilson-lane\/"},"modified":"2009-08-21T10:34:27","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T10:34:27","slug":"4112-wilson-lane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hunterwimmer.com\/redneckmodern\/2009\/08\/21\/4112-wilson-lane\/","title":{"rendered":"4112 Wilson Lane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The second of two homes presently for sale in our neighbor hood is, perhaps, the better of the two, but I can&#039;t &#8212; for the life of me &#8212; understand why someone would buy a dog and try to turn it into a cat&#8230; if you want a mission-style or &quot;tuscan&quot; home, buy one.<\/p>\n<p>This home is much cleaner, but some obvious non-Eichler bits stand out. When I go into a house nowadays, I can&#039;t look at &quot;potential&quot;, I immediately glom onto the things that are &quot;wrong&quot;. Perhaps this is a &quot;glass-half-empty&quot; way to look at it, but the Eichler home has such a prescribed aesthetic that it&#039;s easier to point out the things that are not right nor original&#8230; to that point, some things we noticed:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Colonial baseboards<\/li>\n<li>Louvered bi-fold closet doors<\/li>\n<li>Stucco-ed exterior (?!?) with questionable paint scheme<\/li>\n<li>Enclosed Atrium (although nicely done&#8230; looks like a 60&#039;s fix)<\/li>\n<li>Ceramic tile throughout (I counted 9 different types)<\/li>\n<li>Enclosed Bath Door (bummer)<\/li>\n<li>An enlarged kitchen (no multipurpose room)&#8230; which actually<br \/>\nworks in this model if you do want a huge kitchen more than a formal<br \/>\nliving room and den.<\/li>\n<li>Also, Wilson is a busy street &#8212; busier than you might imgine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>However, it wasn&#039;t a toxic dump and the Realtor was actually quite cordial, which was a stark contrast to the house on Phoenix. And some good things:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You could actualy move in without having to sanitize everything or rip any <a href=\"\/redneckmodern\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/09\/6a00d8345166b769e20120a5231e88970c-800wi.jpg\">nastiness<\/a> out<\/li>\n<li>The radiant heat seems like it&#039;s in working order<\/li>\n<li>Neighbors are great (Bret and Mary Peyton are the back-neighbors and John Paul and Hido live a few doors down)<\/li>\n<li>Back yard is a clean slate<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>However, at $395, it&#039;s higher than the other house and it&#039;s a flip (someone bought it 90 days ago for much, much less) &#8212; so there&#039;s some loan restrictions. There&#039;s some things here that would be hard to reverse (like removing all that tile and stucco) and you&#039;re potentialy paying for someone else&#039;s bad decisions&#8230; So, as much as it&#039;s weird to know that <a href=\"\/redneckmodern\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/09\/6a00d8345166b769e20120a4cbd990970b-800wi.jpg\">&quot;Jeff sucks dick&quot;<\/a>, the house on <a href=\"http:\/\/redneckmodern.typepad.com\/redneckmodern\/2009\/08\/oh-my.html\">Phoenix<\/a> might be a better buy, methinks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, some pictures:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/redneckmodern\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/09\/6a00d8345166b769e20120a50d09d7970b-popup\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"103_4938\" class=\"at-xid-6a00d8345166b769e20120a50d09d7970b \" src=\"\/redneckmodern\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/09\/6a00d8345166b769e20120a50d09d7970b-100wi.jpg\" style=\"width: 100px\" \/><\/a> <a 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This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-modern-life"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>4112 Wilson Lane - Red Neck Modern<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/hunterwimmer.com\/redneckmodern\/2009\/08\/21\/4112-wilson-lane\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"4112 Wilson Lane - Red Neck Modern\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The second of two homes presently for sale in our neighbor hood is, perhaps, the better of the two, but I can&#039;t &#8212; for the life of me &#8212; understand why someone would buy a dog and try to turn it into a cat&#8230; if you want a mission-style or &quot;tuscan&quot; home, buy one. 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